This reminds me of the time when I saw somebody on /pol/ say that Jews are mentally challenged because their plots for destroying the West are suicidal. Apparently it never occurred to him that maybe this presumed Jewish conspiracy is nothing but a product of the human imagination.
Today, we'll be talking about a small but fascinating country named Djibouti. You see, it may not seem like there is much talk about Djibouti, but it actually holds key strategic value. Whoever holds control of it controls passage to the Red Sea which connects to the Suez Canal which connects to the Mediterranean Sea which connects to the Black Sea which connects to Ukraine's coastline. Kim Jong-Un realizes this, and his set his sites on gaining influence over Djibouti to make way for North Korea's planned naval invasion of Ukraine. To do this, he has started borrowing Xi bucks from China using them to bribe Djiboutian officials. All is not lost however, the CIA has caught wind of this and has begun sending aid to Djiboutian officials to help them resist North Korean influence. However, it's imperative that the West unite around the strategic importance of Djibouti to prevent Kim Jong-Un's dreams of navally invading Ukraine from ever coming to fruition.
(End of RealLifeLore impersonation)
