Okay, boomer.

He's right, it's way better than my grandfather's marijuana. So why is he stopping me from getting some?

Your grandfather's marijuana didn't have the THC levels certified, so you were never totally sure exactly how high you were going to get. These days you can dial it in exactly to your liking.

"Twenty-three other states have already made this decision, and importantly, not a single one has chosen to repeal that decision. That to me is proof positive that these programs work."

Good point.

Weird how it's still none of your business!