I hate scrum
I hate stand up
I hate sprints
Fuck Toyota
How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)
I want to quit but I can't get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.
The thing about the original agile manifesto is it's so vague that you could just put anything you want over it. That's why there are 700 books and 7000000000 consultants teaching agile practices. It's fake!