Yeah, I get it. Getting rid of plastic straws will make about 0.0001% change in curbing the climate crisis. I've heard some people claim Joe Biden will somehow be worse than Trump. Well good golly, Miss Molly, The Federalist agrees with you: Why Plastic Straws Are Actually Better For The Planet Than Paper Straws

Your are functionally accelerationists.

So y'all better check yourselves, before you wreck the planet electoralism my Sunday mimosa where the pulp clogs up the soggy straw!