I'll start off with one, Being upset about a breakup that happened hundreds of years ago.

  • booty [he/him]
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    5 hours ago

    I once entered an extremely far back yet technically plausible birthday there and steam just wouldn't accept it. I remember thinking "what if Kane Tanaka wanted to check out this steam game, you just wouldn't let her?" (RIP by the way, she was the last oldest person whose name I learned. They change too often)