HEMPSTEAD, NY—Bursting through the glowing space-time portal backstage just before the first debate of the 2016 presidential election, a frantic time-traveling Hillary Clinton reportedly warned her past self to do everything in the exact same way. “Listen very carefully because we don’t have much time: Make sure you do everything that you’re already intending to do,” said the future Clinton, passionately urging her year-younger self to execute her current campaign strategy precisely as planned. “Now this election is going to have a lot of unpredictable moments, but, no matter what, you must change absolutely nothing—remember, no matter what the end result, you did everything right.” At press time, present-day Hillary Clinton was being counseled by 2020 Hillary Clinton on the grave importance of not doing anything differently if she wanted to lose again three years from now.
We knew that 6 years ago when they continuously floated Harris as the next big thing. She even used the classic hillary policy about "Student loan forgiveness for entrepreneurs who operate a business in a disadvantaged neighborhood for 3 years."
Harris was Hillary's next in line before the 2016 election had started.
