You have a pussy

I have a dick

So what's the problem

Let's do it quick

Ausländer is good too. Maybe some Mann gegen Mann part if you're looking for a boyfriend (assuming you're male).

Why would anyone even put a Rammstein stanza on their tinder? It's edgy and rather cringy in my opinion for both initiated and uninitiated.

In deiner Haut will ich gern stecken
Was sich liebt, das darf sich lecken
Man steckt nicht drin, ist kaum zu stemmen
Ich werde mich dahinterklemmen
Sehr viel Sinn ohne Verstand
Du hast mich in der Hand