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DragonWasabi@monyet.cc to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

What would cause a person to never fart?

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What would cause a person to never fart?

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DragonWasabi@monyet.cc to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • demystify@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    What is this, poop post v2?

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    • Blizzard@lemmy.zip
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      1 year ago

      Yeah, at least the poop guy had a realistic time frame.

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  • Mothra@mander.xyz
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    1 year ago

    Death

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    • Blizzard@lemmy.zip
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      1 year ago

      Wrong. Dead bodies fart.

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      • Mothra@mander.xyz
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        1 year ago

        I'm shocked to learn this. Eventually they stop, right? Permanently I guess?

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  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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    1 year ago

    Having a dog. It lets you blame the smell on them.

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  • Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    I don’t know if it’s true, but I heard heard astronauts don’t fart.

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    • NotSpez@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      What is that Armageddon spoof, where an astronaut farts in order to propel himself in a 0 G environment?

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