Conservation from the car today:

Kiddo 1: my seat has a lot of crumbs, you need to clean this car soon.

Mom: oh yeah? Are you going to help me clean it?

Kiddo 1: Yeah!

Mom: you going to vacuum the crumbs up?

Kiddo 1: No.

Mom: Wha? Those crumbs are yours you know. 😏

Kiddo 1: No, everyone makes the crumbs in this car 😤

Me: It's The Peoples Mess 🫡

Got a good laugh from my SO.