Woman... woe-man... whoah, man!
She was a thief,
you got to belief,
she stole my heart and my cat.
Betty,
Judy,
Josie and those hot Pussycats...
They make me horny,
Saturday morny. Girls of cartoo-ins. Won't leave me in ruins.
I want to to be Betty's Barney.

Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.