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Just shove an insulated hose through your esophagus and out your bunhole and pass lava through it
In fact, lava is so nutritious it will fill you up for the rest of your life!
Ice is a mineral. Thus, water is lava. Hence, you eat lava every day, and it is not the texture of thick honey. QED.
It most definitely has a satisfying snap when you break the surface tension of a nice steamy blob. Maybe similar to a warm Mozzarella.
Yeah, but since it's a liquid it doesn't have the texture of solid rock.
