• kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org
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    8 days ago

    I have a bunch of quips running around in my brain:

    • A robot ASSassin.
    • Wait until the Mossad gets a hold of this doll.
    • Also, being the token Zionist, I would like to detonate her beeper!

    By the way, did you know that your cars now, or in the near future, have a remote killswitch?

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgM
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      8 days ago
      • ASS is short for: Analognowhere Serialized Special
      • Mossad doesn't exist anymore, it was assimilated after the World-Corp-War into MATA_Intelligence_Agency
      • The only religion that is sanctioned by the Gov-Corp is the worship of the Eternal Free Market.

      Kill your car.