Considering god created a hellhole of a world for us and Jesus came down here willingly to be tortured, he's clearly a sadomasochist who enjoyed it. When he got back to heaven he probably wanked himself blind.
Also I think all the obsession god has with no sex outside of marriage - that's effectively edging. God likes to abstain for as long as possible to make his orgasm stronger - he is literally an edgelord.
While true, he did get tortured.
"Jesus suffered for your sins" would be more internally consistent to their mythology.
Considering god created a hellhole of a world for us and Jesus came down here willingly to be tortured, he's clearly a sadomasochist who enjoyed it. When he got back to heaven he probably wanked himself blind.
Also I think all the obsession god has with no sex outside of marriage - that's effectively edging. God likes to abstain for as long as possible to make his orgasm stronger - he is literally an edgelord.
Turns out, Lucifer didn't rebel because he wanted to conquer heaven.
He just was sick of the denial play.