I am very new and very dumb.

Please give me directions that are /srs

I will most likely not detect sarcasm and struggle without explicit instructions.

I am on mobile currently. I'm supposed to be asleep. I am not asleep. I'm hyperfixated on new internet place.

I haven't quite figured out the UI yet but it might just not be optimized for mobile. Is there an app or should I just wait until I get back on my PC?