"Aldridge, 39, exposed himself immediately after overhearing the two women complain servicemen had previously flashed at them.

Capt Rebecca Slee, prosecuting, said: “They had talked about previous incidents of exposure, and said they hoped nothing like that would happen tonight.

“Flt Lt Aldridge was at the bar and overheard the conversation. He then exposed his testicles and put them on the bar.”

As a Scot, it amuses me no end that the thumbnail has a sign saying "Baws Come Down" 😂

This line momentarily short-circuited my brain

England, Britain’s only female military judge

Her name is England, but it’s written like England is a lesser-known village in Britain.

First the affirmative action, now this!!

The navy doesn't have that problem ;-)