Either I have brain rot or have become really jaded to the republican anti-trans agenda (probably both). I fell for the title for about a second.
The onion looks like mainstream news, and mainstream news looks like r/collapse. Shit’s getting weird.
I knew it was satire right away, but I wouldn't put it past any of these republican idiots.
Pretending this would phase them as if these freaks wouldn't love to whip their dicks out for hog fanfare
This would be a strong entry for a "Onion or not?" drinking game
Ah, but who checks the genitals of the genital checkers? How do we know that they're not all just in on it?!
I assumed this was a bit, but I really can't deny how possible it'd be as a performative stunt for the leading GOP nazis to do something like that in the near future as a "see? The fundamentalist police state isn't that bad!"
I think the only reason it hasn't happened yet is that the GOP nazi leaders are too fragile to even go through a single performative gesture that might make them uncomfortable, even for a political end. Yet.
Am I reading the title right?
Edit: got woooshed but I wouldn't be surprised if it were true. 😅🤣
