Either I have brain rot or have become really jaded to the republican anti-trans agenda (probably both). I fell for the title for about a second.

I love The Onion.

A trans man would have an unfair biological advantage in politics

Pretending this would phase them as if these freaks wouldn't love to whip their dicks out for hog fanfare

This would be a strong entry for a "Onion or not?" drinking game

Ah, but who checks the genitals of the genital checkers? How do we know that they're not all just in on it?!

deleted by creator

Am I reading the title right?

Edit: got woooshed but I wouldn't be surprised if it were true. 😅🤣

Removed by mod