Y'all will laugh at people trying anal with household objects and yet not do anything to even meaningfully oppose queerphobia and male homophobia specifically
Anything that is inserted into the rectum has to be eased through the rectal sphincter. Now, there are ways to make the insertion easier such as using lubrication or taking poppers but there's still gonna sufficient resistance that it's not gonna happen without the person making it happen.
I don't know what that means.
What I'm saying is that there's insufficient force and direction for a shampoo bottle to penetrate just from falling onto it.
What if my asshole is already very loose from bouncing on my boys dick for hours?
lol…. It doesn’t happen and if it did it wouldn’t get lodged in there. Tell the nurse the truth when they’re working to remove it, they already know.
As an excuse, I'm going with common.
As a reality, I'd be surprised if it happened without significant damage to the body that landed on the bottle.