I finally found a decent replacement for Dark Sky now that the Android app is dead: Geometric Weather. I recommend it because it's FOSS.
I pick my apps based solely on whether they respect privacy, and I couldn't seem to find a privacy policy for this one. So, here is the Exodus report for it.
It is also worth pointing out that this app is Chinese. Whether or not this would make a difference in how privacy-friendly this app is, I don't know. Call me a lib, but this is still something have anxieties about.
One thing that was liberating to me was learning to direct my anger not at companies when they do this kind of shit, but at the institution of capitalism.
Hell yeah, comrade!