The Enterprise and Millennium Falcon should put aside their differences and sloppy kiss, boobs pressed together, etc.
Starfleet shields are impervious to laser-based weapons. The Millennium Falcon would get curb stomped.
Who would win, a B-17 Flying Fortress with no bombs, or the USS Missouri?
Edit: Also the Missouri can fly too, but it's a little less maneuverable, usually
He dumped those for smuggling room.
Lando had missiles loaded on his version of the falcon, and missiles were used in combat in the older books. But I believe it was referenced at some point that Han dumped the missiles for more room.
The empire also specifically outlawed certain weapons on ships to make civilians more reliant on the imperial navy, mearning heavier lasers and the more capable missles were never legally a viable option. Normally not an issue to a smuggler, but as Han stated, even he gets boarded sometimes.
But yes, the Falcon has missile hard points and can function as a light blockade runner for military purposes.
The worst "vs" arguments are the ones that invoke, say, Q, and how he'd instantly kill everyone in the Star Wars universe.
WHY WOULD HE?
HE PROBABLY STARTED THE FIGHT SO HE CAN WATCH, YOU NERDS.
The millennium falcon would win because it would make a better story and it has a history of assisting small ships destroying large space bases.
The Millennium Falcon would destroy the Enterprise somehow. Then Kirk and crew would be stranded on a planet until they find a way to get aboard and commandeer the Falcon. Ultimately they would use it to go back in time and save the whales or something
I'm sure they'd immediately learn or somehow already know Wookie.
That is just the Universal Translator.
Chewie would finally be understood by us humans.
I'd like to think I chose the best time to start watching TOS and become a fan.
