• Vampire [any]
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    1 year ago

    My bird is bringing legal action against me about the size of my whopper. Hurts her, like.

  • snacks@feddit.uk
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    1 year ago

    i recommend Falling Down starring Michael Douglas in possibly his best role

    "can anyone tell me whats wrong with this picture? anyone at all?"

    i think its a metaphor