“You can tell there is an unrelenting darkness within him that can only be exorcised by jumping a motorcycle into a canyon or parachuting out of a plane in semi-orbit—and none of us wants to find out where that energy would be redirected were he not able to spend 17 hours a day performing stunts for a camera crew."
lol but honestly I thought it was true before checking the source
Totally ate the onion on this one, but then it got me thinking of a giant Tom Cruise shooting lasers from his eyes and wrecking DC. Hmmm...
LOL. As I was reading the summary, I thought "man, this reads like an article from The Onion". And sure enough, it is!
Came real close to biting the onion on this one.
However, you all fear what Cruise will do when he isn't constantly performing near-suicidal stunts. I fear what Scientology will do when they lose their main cash cow
