I'll start - a comedic misprint means that everyone in Texas has to vote for Donald Trump or Hoe Biden. As a result, Texas goes blue but its EC votes are wasted.

  • Waylander [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    During his victory speech, Trump dies on stage.

    Take it up a notch - Trump's been dead for six weeks, they've just been Weekend-at-Bernie'sing his dead ass