Oh, I missed the "negative" bit! That's a bit harder. Maybe you could set up an onlyfans with a live potato feed. That constant tension of never knowing exactly when the potato is going to be popped into the microwave and then consumed, it would draw tons of people in surely.
You'll be fine, you could buy 12kg of potatoes from Coles with that and still have $1 left over!
Oh I don't have $28; I have negative $28 lol. I'm thinking I'll create an onlyfans... seems like I might actually need a side hustle...
Oh, I missed the "negative" bit! That's a bit harder. Maybe you could set up an onlyfans with a live potato feed. That constant tension of never knowing exactly when the potato is going to be popped into the microwave and then consumed, it would draw tons of people in surely.
there are definitely people who would pay to watch Spud eat a potato.
sell your bathwater and old knickers 👍