We will choose champion mech-jockeys to represent us in battle. They will enter the field of armor clad in the finest cardboard mech costumes that the local elementary school can assemble from cardboard boxes, glue, glitter, and craft paper. They will wield only the most exquisite, cutting edge nerf guns and foam swords.
All conflicts will be resolved on the battlefield of Gundam: Battle Assault 2
We will choose champion mech-jockeys to represent us in battle. They will enter the field of armor clad in the finest cardboard mech costumes that the local elementary school can assemble from cardboard boxes, glue, glitter, and craft paper. They will wield only the most exquisite, cutting edge nerf guns and foam swords.
You joke but I'd totally watch that.