It's so fast that they might send it across the ocean and I wouldn't know until it's too late. I've retreated upstairs so it can't directly hit me but it's going to collapse the support beams regardless.

  • ikiru@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Why the hell would I want high-speed trains to get to work faster? I want to delay the inevitable in traffic as much as possible!

    Oh, wait. I work from home. I live at work! Nooooo!!