• BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    Thank you, Vladym! The zone is cold today. Do you have any armor piercing rounds you'd trade for this sausage, blyat?

    • Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      Blyat ? BLYAT ? I offer you a warm place and food and you call me shit ! Who do you think you are, foreigner ?

      • *Point gun in your direction *

      Hmmm, You genuinely look confused. Oh, don't tell me those rats at the border told you it was a formal greetings ? Ha ! Those bastards wanted you dead, eh ?

      • BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one
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        1 year ago

        I'm sorry! Here, I'm American. I'm a Freedom soldier. You got me! I still do have sausage though...

        and... other stuff. Probably drugs, but not until I see your reaction first.

        • Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          hexagon
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          1 year ago

          What meat ? I don't like pork-bear chimera meat. It make me go berserk. I killed my brother in a fit of rage. RiP Vladimir.

          Got any joy to ease the pain ?