• DengsCats@lemmygrad.ml
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    10 months ago

    Officer #1: [repeating through megaphone] The one with the phone, tweets!

    Officer #2: [handing out phones] One out of two gets a phone.

    Officer #1: The one without, follows him! When the one with the phone gets killed, the one who is following picks up the phone and tweets!