This is Figgy, my fiddleleaf ficus. I got it about two years ago at 12" tall, now it's about 4' tall and is going to be the centrepiece of my dining room until the elephant ear matures.

  • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/xE46xN201u.jpg got hooked up fat with this one cause I know the dude who works at the garden store, mother fuckers trying to sell this for like $200 retail but that's at a super bougie place so it's intentionally overpriced but I didn't even pay a quarter of that. She is beautiful, it was love at first sight, I love her

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Very fuckable dracenea. Hopefully next year I can get mine to grow vertically. It's been so slow to take off.

      • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        They are special, the trick I found that seems to work is when your high on mushrooms to hold a leaf and tell her how beautiful and proud you are of her. She really likes that it seems