Maybe it’s just late, but this one-two punch of randomness and absurdity just got me good. Still giggling.
I've been giggling at this since I saw this in the morning. I'm trying to fall asleep now and I'm still here
We’re a collaboration first company, and that’s why the “Bees in my desk!” policy works for us. Nothing brings us closer than the sudden release of bees at our corporate headquarters. Some of you will feel some resistance to the idea, but an anonymous poll overwhelmingly approved of it. We look forward to a sudden swarm at our next mandatory town hall meeting.
Hey there team members!
I hope you all had a wonderful Labor Day weekend. Now that you’re back in the office, I’m sure some you are picking up on the new “buzz” around town. I bet some of you can’t even “bee-lieve” it!
Yasss queen, using some of our pizza party budget, we’ve installed all natural honey dispensers into everybody’s desk! But remember to “beehive” yourself and not take too much, so as to not upset our flying friends (Darrell, we’re all wishing you a speedy recovery!).
Anyway, that’s enough “droning” on from me.
Bee seeing you! -hr
Can confirm I’m more efficient when collaborating with others when the bees are released.
I wouldn't wish harm on the bees, maybe bees is a product name for a vibrator though. If it's not it should be.
Later that very same year, on International Bring a Shit-Ton of Bees to Work Day
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc&si=T9Ri-aaA7KWYS5a3
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I feel we have made a terrible mistake!
https://youtu.be/hBZmQdFbVcY?si=U3z1f4hEkjl4uwJk
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We have top men working on it. Top. Men.
But yeah we probably can't stop her.
