I've definitely turned into the paranoid nutcase within my friend group in recent years, I hate that everything is "smart" nowadays requiring an app/internet connection & account, just to do basic things that didn't require any of that before.
What's some things currently making you ramble like an old man?
Wait till they'll be playing games in their car soon.
Playing train simulator while driving to work and dream about public transport
OpenTTT my beloved...