BmeBenji@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 10 months agoWhat’s worse, loud farts or rank farts?message-squaremessage-square9 fedilinkarrow-up120
arrow-up120message-squareWhat’s worse, loud farts or rank farts?BmeBenji@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 10 months agomessage-square9 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareartaxthehappyhorse@lemmy.mlhexbear10·10 months agoPro tip for less stinky farts: shit as soon as you wake in the morning so you're not carrying bowels full of shit all day pushing fart gas through it. Additional benefits include not having spontaneous emergency "oh Lord" moments of needing to find a toilet asap so as to not shit your pants. linkfedilink
minus-squareGreatAlbatross@feddit.ukhexbear1·10 months agoAlways a good idea before a day of traveling. Nothing worse than stress-poops when you're in an unfamiliar place, with time constraints. linkfedilink
Pro tip for less stinky farts: shit as soon as you wake in the morning so you're not carrying bowels full of shit all day pushing fart gas through it.
Additional benefits include not having spontaneous emergency "oh Lord" moments of needing to find a toilet asap so as to not shit your pants.
Always a good idea before a day of traveling. Nothing worse than stress-poops when you're in an unfamiliar place, with time constraints.