"It would be completely misguided for Britain to view China as a competitor... what do China and Britain compete with?"
The British government should not "overestimate its impact on the global scene," spokesperson for the [Communist Party of China], Victor Gao, tells [British propagandist].
Translation: You're too irrelevant for us to even view you as a competitor. You produce nothing.
Yeah but does Choina produce a proper shite beer that gets exported to the world?
Choiner
Choiner, mate
Uh yeah Snow beer is literally the most sold beer in the world lmao.