"It would be completely misguided for Britain to view China as a competitor... what do China and Britain compete with?"
The British government should not "overestimate its impact on the global scene," spokesperson for the [Communist Party of China], Victor Gao, tells [British propagandist].
Translation: You're too irrelevant for us to even view you as a competitor. You produce nothing.
IT crowd is better than the british office anyway.
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