"It would be completely misguided for Britain to view China as a competitor... what do China and Britain compete with?"
The British government should not "overestimate its impact on the global scene," spokesperson for the [Communist Party of China], Victor Gao, tells [British propagandist].
Translation: You're too irrelevant for us to even view you as a competitor. You produce nothing.
I hope that one day I, too, will be able to deliver such devastating burns in such an eloquent manner.