I slept with my foot crammed in between my bed and wall and now 4 days later it's still killing me when I don't put pressure on it.☹️

Getting old is lame. Come on scientists figure out immortality please i beg you.

Me, after eating a lot of food on birthday parties in my childhood: "That was so good! I would eat more if it was possible!"

Me, eating more than 5 cookies nowadays: "Jesus Christ, my stomach hurts!"