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At this point we need a dedicated community just for the s*n sanity going down whenever they post anything about russia or putin
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rumour has it Putin has body guards in every coffee shop in case he orders an espresso there. They've been nicknamed "The Killer Beans".
They've reached the same level of nonsense they make up about the DPRK. The large spoon is coming, I can feel it.
Kim Jong Un used Stalin’s legendary spoon to scoop up a spoon for Putin.
While Putin’s spoon can only reach its full potential in the hands of a true successor to Stalin, you don’t want to mess around with Putin’s spoon either.
Well they've reached about the same level of sanctions IIRC. It's only logical
Is there a bodyguard for every one of Putin's doubles' washing machines though? Asking real questions here!
These aren't real bodyguards though, they are body doubles of bodyguards
Meanwhile, BASED E-L-O-N needs special arrangements around his bodyguards when he takes a shit because his innovations are that precious and the future of humanity hangs in the balance!
I mean considering the west's history of assassinations, the fact you could modify a washing machine to dispense something absorbed through the skin which kills quickly or slowly, not entirely unreasonable for someone in his position though I really doubt there is a person whose job is to just sit across from his washing machine. More than likely he has a security person responsible for securing access to various things including washing machines to prevent well all kinds of attacks.
If anyone's wondering where they got the clickbait title from:
"Even the position of washing machine operator had to be staffed by an officer."
In other words he has a security guard do the cleaning, according to an alleged former guard.
These sorts of headlines make me seriously question whether I'm living in a Stanislaw Lem story
For sure. The one about chemically induced hallucinations. "Futurology Congress" I think it was called
