NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted sex offender. “Interesting...so Russell Brand definitely wasn’t already found guilty of sexual assault back in,…
They published another piece https://www.theonion.com/men-s-rights-activists-defend-russell-brand-1850850435
“He waved his hands enough in that video for me to consider him innocent.” - Gregory Marsh, Animal Control Officer