I dont give a shit if your kid is waiting for the swings, my taxes pay for it and I'm going to use it.

I don't understand the meme. Outdoor gyms exist. If you don't have one in your community then you need to talk to your local council.

Afaik playgrounds came up because it wasn't safe to play on the street anymore. So streets are adults' playgrounds

Unfortunately your taxes don't actually pay for anything technically 😞