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  • Cendana@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    In addition to the invoice suggested by Thornburywitch:

    • add a priority service fee equal to 150% of your daily pay, or $500 before tax (whichever is larger), for each day off you need to take.

    • add a priority delivery fee of $1.80 for each km you need to travel, including the flights. If no flights required, then charge $3.00 per km.

    • add a 20% (of item cost) item provisioning fee for each item you need to procure.

    • add a stress compensation fee of 50% on top of all that, including Thornburywitch's line items.

    • finally, put another 45% on top to give directly to the ATO.

    As for the wedding itself, they probably also need to provision a few cows, pigs, and chickens to the parents, and some other gifts dedicated for the bride.