I don't know anyone who can cut hair and I can't afford to pay 25 bucks to get my hair cut so I shaved off my fairly long hair. Now people feel its acceptable to come into my job and tell me their stupid fucking takes regurgitated from whatever they heard on fox news this morning. As I'm at work I can't share my opinions on the issues they don't begin to comprehend. Now I know why Marx had so much hair, its 
repellent
I completely relate. I live in the midwest and do a physically demanding job and don't go to the gym much. So Im a pretty big guy who doesn't look athletic. I had to take a selfie for a lyft a couple days ago and I looked exactly like someone about to deliver a hot take from the driver seat of a Ford Maverick on facebook. The struggle is real