There is a heartwarming hallmark film about how the theater club son of a hotdog necked cia agent figured out how he can finally earn his fathers respect and serve his country at the same time in there.
Shit, I can almost feel this getting made unironically.
The real villans were theater kids all along they say.
Woulda been a lot cheaper to hire a gunman but the theatre kids wanted to feel included
There is a heartwarming hallmark film about how the theater club son of a hotdog necked cia agent figured out how he can finally earn his fathers respect and serve his country at the same time in there.
Shit, I can almost feel this getting made unironically.