• alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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    9 months ago

    See, that's because your car was still too nice.

    Once your engine has sheered off 90% of the flywheel's teeth and it takes an average of 7 tries to start, anyone's gonna assume it doesn't start.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      No one ever stole Ricky's Shitmobile, no matter how far it wandered out of Sunnyvale Trailer Park, collecting more damage along the way. think-about-it