"Ma'am, I'm a pilot in a military aircraft and I ejected. So, I just rode a parachute down to the ground. Can you please send an ambulance?"

Of course, as a CPC bot, I am obligated to remind everyone of the narrative propagated by Lemmygrad’s official news station The Giant Spoon:

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  • redtea@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    whether or not the pilot self-ejected or was auto-ejected, a feature unique to the US Marine Corps version of the craft.

    The manufacturers definitely put this feature in to auto-eject if the pentagon hasn't paid the subscription fee.