28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.

A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.

American measurement systems

A care package for myself for when I get there.

The asshole who invented the “reply all” button…

Nearly 7.5 gallons of Sagittarius A*

Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that's what people there want

A snow cone machine. I might be mean.

A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries

Pius Religious people.

Doesn't make sense otherwise.