One time, it was halflings. All halflings. Pipes and breakfasts and gardening small-talk, all the time. troll

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    9 months ago

    Exactly my point. A proper DM will make sure a fantasy Mr. Lahey and fantasy Randy show up and call in the heavies.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        9 months ago

        Roll a saving throw against Greasiness and another against Fuckery. Also Ricky rolled another 1 on his driving check because the ShitMobile has disadvantage. d20-ah-fuck