One time, it was halflings. All halflings. Pipes and breakfasts and gardening small-talk, all the time. troll

  • ZapataCadabra [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Oath of the Common Man is what your friend was probably playing. I'm doing a 7 intelligence half orc with that subclass. It's really fun to explain principles of labor theory as a total dumbass.

    • CombatLiberalism [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      That's exactly what it was! The next time I get to play I'm 100-com percent stealing the himbo communist idea

      • ZapataCadabra [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        Not being able to read or write and reciting the tenants to a manifesto has led to some pretty funny moments. My character and I were drunk once and I riffed for a minute about the key features, about half were legit and half were jokes like "sugar, spice, and everything nice." I forget about it until we come back to the town. My DM wrote everything I said down and the dwarf labor organizer I was talking to got them tattooed on his back. It was great, 10/10 would recommend.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          9 months ago

          My DM wrote everything I said down and the dwarf labor organizer I was talking to got them tattooed on his back. It was great, 10/10 would recommend.

          d20-fuck-ya