That's why I carry a pocket knife. I don't stab people, but I have it in case someone else would like to.

I don't smoke, I just like melting things

So a coworker at one point was selling this interesting odds and ends offered me a knife with a lighter on the other side. I did need a knife to open things but I had no real use for a lighter as I don't smoke but I of course bought it anyway because it was cool. Had this little dial to adjust the size of the flame... Fast forward to later that night bending over with a 6 inch flame coming out of my pocket from the end sticking out.

Nah, screw that. I want no part in someones' ill health and probably littering habits too

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Me pulping a radio dj's head in New Mexico in the '50s so I can read a creepy poem on the mic

Thank you