This one was much more coherent. I prompted with, "Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead was once asked, "Why do you support unions". He responded, "

GPT responded:

I support unions because they are working to help others in the way that I would help anyone. I think it is a great thing for any worker to have a voice, and I fight for collective agreements with my friends and people who support me in my crusade to get a life. Lack of rights doesn't make a man a pacifist, it doesnt make a man a Marxist, it doesn't make a man a hippie, or an individualist. Those are just lies to get us wet and lazy and to rip the family apart. My life's purpose is to protect art, trade unionism, and the greater good. freedom is my motto and enjoyment of life is my primary concern.

(it got totally incoherent after this)