I thought the marines were about eating crayons and doing warcrimes

If, "Something greater," means "oil," then that matches up with my service.

I thought the marines were about fanatical devotion to the God-Emperor of Mankind and huge pauldrons.

this tweet is inaccurate, it doesn't mention eating crayons at all

This tweet is clearly about being an educator

marriage is an institution to protect kids, to make sure they get the best possible upbringing. people who think it's all about their own personal happiness are just nacissists